Mighty Chuckie

my personal favorites:

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.


My favorite is "..and God said: Let there be light!!
And Chuck Norris said: Say please!!"